(,") a LiFe AdOrNeD WiTh sMiLeS (",)

[Monday, October 11, 2004]

(,") FoR AnYoNe WhO wAnTs A gOoD LaUgH (",)

Nagbabasa ako ng e-mails ko kanina nang mabasa ko ang message na ito na nagpasaya talaga sakin ng todo ngayong araw na ito..I don't know if its just me o talagang sobrang nakakatawa ang mga lines na ito..Share ko lang coz I think everyone deserves a good laugh..Haha! Lol!

Siguro kung maririnig ko 'tong mga statements or questions na 'to from someone I know, kahit siguro gaano ko siya kamahal eh hahagalpakan ko siya ng tawa..Hehe..Sama ko talaga..(",)
Galing 'tong message na 'to sa blockmate ko, sinend niya sa yahoogroup namin..Nilagyan ko lang ng comment yung iba..Hehe..Enjoy! (",)

1. I couldn't care a damn!
[Pinagsama niya ang "I don't care" at " I don't give a damn"..Nalito siguro siya kung alin sa dalawa ang sasabihin niya..Haha..(",)]

2. What's your next class before this?
[eto naman siguradong yung kausap niya ang nalito..napanganga na lang siguro yun..(",)]

3. Nothing in this world is perfect except the word "change".
[You mean "permanent"..Nalito lang siya..It's ok yo be confused sometimes lalo pa't parehong sa "P" nagsisimula di ba..Hehe..(",)]

4. Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?
(Translation: ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo!)
[Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!]

5. My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs!
(Translation: Daming pasalubong ng tatay ko.)

6. Standard and Chartered Bank

7. I'm very iterated!!!
(Transalation: galit sya!)
[umiwas ka na lang..galit na galit talaga siya! He's very ITERATED!!]

8. I'm sorry, my boss just passed away.
(Translation: kakadaan lang ng boss nya.)
[Hanep to..Patayin ba ang boss niya?!? Haler?!?]

9. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?
[Kung ako ang kausap nito, maiiyak na lang ako..]

10. What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?
[Hanep to the maximum level! ERECTION of Mayon Volcano?! ERECTION?! Bwahahahaha!!]

11. Don't touch me not!
[Translation: Huwag mo akong hindi hahawakan..In short, hawakan mo ako..hehe..]

12. Hello?... For a while, please hang yourself...
[Ano raw?! Magbigti raw ako?! Bwahahahahaha!]

13. Its spilled milk under the bridge.
[Huuwaaat?!?]

14. Don't change anything! Keep it at ease.

15. Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal? yung pambatang pagkain.
[Bwahahahaha! KIDNEY meal?! Ano ka aswang?!]

16. You!!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man anymore!
[Oooohkaaaay.....]

17. Out of fit ako these days eh...
(Translation: di sya nakakapag-exercise)

18. Come, lets join us!
[Translation: Halika, sama tayo sa amin..Hanep..Lufet no?]

19. Bring down the house down!
[Oo nga naman..Alangan nga namang "bring UP the house down" di ba?]

20. I'm the world champion of the World!!!
[Pasaway ito..Sakit sa ulo..Oo na, champion ka na ng buong mundo at ng iba pang mundo..Haha!]

Di ba ang saya..Grabe sarap mabuhay..(",)

~*O*~

(,") mAx (",) shed her cocoon at 10:23:00 PM
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...This Butterfly Is...

Name: Maxiel Miracle Arcaira
AKA: Max, Maxie, Shel
Age: 18 yrs young
Birthday: October 27, 1986
School: University of the Philippines
Course: BS Nursing, 2nd year
Watching: Movies, Ragnarok, Get Backers, Fruits Basket, MTV
Reading: Harry Potter books, Message in a Bottle..Actually, kahit anong librong matripan kong basahin..c",)
Playing: Ragnarok, Suikoden II, Badminton, Basketball, Volleyball
Listening to: Alternative, pop, RNB Loves: God, Family, Friends..To talk, to go out with friends, to sleep, to act, to eat, to smile..c",)
Hates: Vegetables..Disonesty..

...My Wings...

(,") AnG SaYa-SaYa Ko! SeMbReAk Na! (",)
(,") AnG hIrAp nG eXaM sA MiCrObiO!!! (",)
(,") nEw BoRn bLOg (",)

...FLutter Back My Past...

August 2004
October 2004
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January 2005
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March 2005
April 2005
May 2005
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...This is Me...

.max. .jolly. .cheerful. .smart. .open-minded. .confident. .friendly. .approachable. .talkative. .loud. .outgoing. .sweet. .thoughtful. .expressive. .God-fearing. .understanding. .optimistic. .healthy. .pretty (hehe). .cry-baby/iyakin/ mababaw ang luha. .totoo sa sarili. .sobra magmahal. .mahilig magpatawa. .mahilig tumawa. .malakas tumawa. .mababaw ang kaligayahan. .purple-lover. .mahilig sa babies. .mahilig kumain at matulog. .ginagawa ang gusto. .walang pakialam sa iisipin ng ibang tao. .arcaira.

...I'm feeling...

...Wishlist... ~ to fly ~
~ to give my parents everything they want ~
~ to meet Ryan Gosling, Chad Michael Murray, Daniel Radcliffe, and Tom Cruise ~
~ to eat all the delicious food in the world and never get fat ~
~ try scuba diving and sky diving ~
~ silver necklace of my name ~
~ lavender car ~
~ violet PC ~
~ purple guitar ~

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~ sehl

"..Always remember that we get hurt for a reason and we make mistakes so we can learn..Lucky are those who find love but better are the ones who know how to let go of love when it is not meant for them anymore.."
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~ snow angel

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